EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE
a wise guy.
Wise Guys Consulting is the umbrella that puts a real product portfolio in your hands — payment processing, tax, legal, insurance, websites, marketing, advertising, celebrity photography & modeling — and pays you 50% commission on every client you bring in. No onboarding fee. No quota. Just dignity, training, the brand cover of the Kingdom, and your name on the harvest.
50% COMMISSION · FOR THE LIFE OF THE CLIENT
Half the harvest goes to the man or woman who threw the net. Paid monthly, 45 days after month-end. No clawback after the first 90 days. Read the agreement before you sign anything.
EIGHT LANES · one agent army.
Pick the lanes you want to sell. Specialize in one, or carry all eight. Every product is real, every commission is 50%, every check is on time.
North Payment Processing
Sign merchants to North's merchant services and POS systems. We're an Authorized Sales Office — you ride on North's processing rails and Wise Guys' agent training. Monthly residuals for the life of the merchant.
50% Residuals · LifetimeSwift Tax & Accounting
Refer small businesses and individuals to Swift Tax Accounting. Tax prep, bookkeeping, payroll, business filings. We handle the work — you collect the commission.
50% on Agent-Sourced RevenueLegalShield
Sign businesses and families to LegalShield memberships — legal protection, identity theft coverage, attorney access. One of the most loved products in our portfolio.
50% on Agent-Sourced MembershipsBusiness Insurance
Coming soon. Liability, property, workers' comp, BOP — the protection every Kingdom Business needs to operate without fear.
Launching Q3 · Get on the RosterWise Guys Websites
Our own web design and platform shop. Sell custom websites and web apps to small businesses, ministries, and Kingdom Builders. We build it. You sourced it. You get 50%.
House Product · 50% to AgentMarketing Packages
SEO, social, ads, content, branding — full-service marketing for clients ready to be seen. We execute. You earn 50% for life of the engagement.
House Product · 50% to AgentAmerican Bargain Hunters
Quarterly 8x11 coupon magazine — 20,000 units delivered per county/city — plus online business directory and digital ad campaigns. Sell ad placements to Kingdom Businesses. Free ad design included. 100% ROI guaranteed.
House Product · 50% on Ad SalesCelebrity Photography & Modeling
The Lifetouch of weddings, events, nightlife, and school. Plus Become A Celebrity — the $1,000 reformation program for models and actors. Sell the partner kit ($100) and the reformation seat ($1,000) — both pay 50%.
House Product · 50% on Partners + ReformationsHALF · the harvest.
Of every dollar in agent-sourced client revenue. For the life of the client.
Calculated monthly. Paid 45 days after month-end. Direct deposit.
NO ONBOARDING FEE · You walk in free.
2-YEAR AGREEMENT · 30-day termination either side, with or without cause.
FULL AGENT KIT · Business cards, logo pack, email signature, sales decks for every lane.
FIVE STEPS · from applicant to agent.
Apply
Free application. We read every one. We're looking for people of integrity, not desperation.
Interview
15-minute call. We hear your story. You hear ours. Both sides decide.
Sign
DocuSign-style Wise Guys Agent Agreement. 50% commission, 2-year term, Atlanta jurisdiction.
Equip
Agent Kit ships: business cards, logos, email signature, sales decks for every lane you picked.
Harvest
Source clients. Submit them in your back office. We close, deliver, collect. You get 50% — for life.
Wise Guys Consulting is an Authorized Sales Office of North — one of the largest merchant services processors in the United States. Our agents sell North's payment processing, POS, ATM, and gift card programs alongside our own house products. North brings the rails. We bring the army.
"Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."Matthew 4:19
BECOME · a wise guy.
Tell us who you are, what lanes you want to sell, and why you want to walk with us. We read every application. No onboarding fee.
If we're a fit, we'll send you the Wise Guys Agent Agreement and a 15-minute interview slot within 3 business days.